"Meow"
"Damn it kitty, get off my motorcycle!"
(Revs engine) "Meow"
"Get off the damn cycle!"
"Meeeeeeeow"
(Shotgun goes off) "That'll teach you ya damn cat!"

(Monkey hops on motorcycle)
"Ooo oo ah ah!"
"Awe come on, damn it monkey, get off!"
(Monkey screams and throws shit) "Ooo ooo!"
"You damn monkey!" (Throws boot at monkey)
*Thud*
"Yeah, take that you fucking monkey!"

(Lepruchaun crawls onto motorcycle)
"Awe shit, get off of the motorcycle you little green thing!"
"Oh tee he, ha ha!"
(Pulls out 12 guage and blows leprechaun away)
"Fucking Irish"