Well...just 20 short days until I turn 18 years of age. 20 days until I can be criminally charged as an adult. 20 days until I can buy a shotgun or rifle. 20 days until I cannot legally beat the shit out of a minor. 20 days until I can vote. 20 days until I can die for my country. 20 days until I can buy cigarettes. 20 days before I can legally view porn....ha! 20 days until I can no longer have sexual relations with persons under the age of 16. 20 days until I can ride a motorcycle without a helmet.
It's a lot to think about, isn't it?
That's pretty much all I've got for now...
It's a lot to think about, isn't it?
That's pretty much all I've got for now...
posted by The One and Possibly Only at
3:21 PM
8 Comments:
Hmm, thath is quite a lot to think about. While you're doing that, think about what you want for your birthday and tell me. =]
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Kathryn, at 6:37 PM
you can hand out free cigarettes to minors to! (hope I spelled minors right, coal minors wouldn't really need it, having black lung and all)
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Ben Ditty, at 3:01 AM
20 days and nothing'll seem worthy of any sort of novelty, eh? better live all you can in these twenty days.
Also, i think you forgot to add, twenty days before the next post. hanh?
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H, at 9:55 AM
I've taken absolutely zero advantage of being 18, hell I haven't even gone to see a rated R movie in theaters yet. Damn... i'm lame
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TheBassRocker, at 2:05 AM
Dude, I went to see 'em when I turned 17. What a lame-o.
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The One and Possibly Only, at 10:54 PM
This is rather wrong now. As of this minute, there's only one day left. Happy almost-birthday!
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Kathryn, at 10:27 AM
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. ADULT.
dear Robert, here's wishing you lots of good things.
have a wonderful year ahead. And I hope it sets the tone for a very fulfilling adult life.
And now, after that nauseously polite birthday wish, here's the real one...
Happy-having-a-profusely-decadent-bachchanalian 18th!
By
H, at 8:20 AM
Woo! Happy birthday!
By
Jennifer, at 7:27 PM
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