So yeah, I have a date for homecoming. This person, is a real puzzle. Just to let everybody know, I am a jealous man. If you are a girl, and my friend, I do not like it when you are around guys. I'm just like that. It's not that I am jealous of the attention they're getting, it's that they are a bad person, and you should stay away.
Anyways, back to the story. I saw my homecoming date getting all snuggly with another guy, yes, we're going as friends, but revert to the first paragraph. So I was like, you know what, if you like him so much go with him. And then I was walking around the band room, trying to find another homecoming date, (early yes I know), and then, I find someone. Now, these two people aren't on good terms anyway, (they both think the other one is a whore), and then one tries to talk to me privatly, and the other one won't leave us alone, so there's like, a bitch fight goin' down. Then, after we get to talk in private, someone tells me that a teacher needs to talk to me. This teacher is all mad because I said something about a whore, and something else about marijuana.
As it ends up, I am going with who I originally planned to, but I don't know if the other girl involved knows that, I should probably tell her.
Also, if anyone has dinner plans before homecoming set up, invite me! Or mention it to me, and say, "Ha ha, you can't go!", if you're a mean bitch.